The thrill of flying a 747 in flight simulator quickly wears off when you realise large planes are really fucking dull.
After takeoff you turn on autopilot and there’s fuck all to do for the next few hours apart from occasionally twisting the heading knob, or setting up the ILS approach for the landing.
It may actually liven the experience up if you have to deal with passenger complaints when you mistakenly over prescribe alcohol. You need to give the passengers enough to get them lethargic but not so much they reach the angry or depressed stage.
Fly NYC to Paris. Be the pilot with lowest seniority, have to take the first break. Enjoy your 1.5 hour nap. Get back in the cockpit for another 5 hours. ‘relax’ in Paris for 26 hours by going out with the flight attendants. Be dead tired, but chug enough coffee to feel somewhat alive. Get first break again, but way too caffeinated to sleep. Land back in NYC 40 hours after leaving. Drive home on 6 hours of sleep in the last 3 days.
Friends dad is a pilot. Get paid insane money, but crazy lifestyle.
Qantas used to prescribe past the belligerent and right into comatose
I only do 500NM flights so that I’m not sitting on autopilot forever. Flights are around 1h and I open up browser tabs and do other tasks like video editing or researching or watching a show.
That’s why I love DCS
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Libertarians will REFUSE to fasten their seat belts!
Fight Simulator
the comic looks like it’s from 1999, but the content is from 2022
Bus Simulator 21 actually has this (well, just shout at disruptive passengers, not tape them)
Get the two stage airlock dlc to dispatch unruly passengers quickly and with ease.
You can also enter the cheat code BOEING but sometimes it glitches out and rips the door off instead
They could have put a Burger King crown on that guy, but they decided not to.
So glad society is only getting better everyday! We’ll have shinning cities on the hill in no time.
