A top White House official has threatened to redraw the Canadian border amid Donald Trump’s ambition to turn the country in America’s “51st state”.

Peter Navarro, one of Donald Trump’s closest advisers, is pushing US negotiators to discuss reworking the border with their Canadian counterparts, The Telegraph can reveal.

“Navarro recommended revising the Canada-US border, which is just crazy and dangerous,” a source close to negotiations told The Telegraph.

  • @[email protected]
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    From the Peter Navarro story linked:

    According to Mr Navarro’s 2001 book, If It’s Raining in Brazil, Buy Starbucks, Vara was a captain in a reserve unit during the Gulf War as well as a doctoral student in economics at Harvard University in the US.

    Are the freakonomics guys in the government yet?

  • Art35ian
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    Sorry America, but you’ve gone Anakin Skywalker. You are now the bad guys.

    • @galanthus
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      America is Palpatine.

      It just revealed that it was the sith lord all along.

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        Well, maybe America was always the bad guy, but had (mostly) good people in control of checks and balances. Like, it was always Anakin, but had Obiwan keeping on eye on things.

        But now Obiwan is dead and America is in the tower chopping up kids.

  • WrenM
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    With a sharpie I presume?

    • @[email protected]
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      This is why I don’t think it will ever happen.

      US Miliary personnel have worked hand in hand with the Canadians half a century doing everything from joint ops to sharing bases. I think a lot of them would simply refuse to invade Canada without congress first declaring an official war, and congress wouldn’t do that because it would be horrifically unpopular with the US populace.

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    Raise your hand if you believe this was all started because Putin told Trump it was a good idea.

    • @seaQueue
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      Canada got serious about pursuing the money behind the freedom convoy and designated a bunch of those groups as domestic terrorists. By law Canada can go after everyone who funded them which, unsurprisingly, is largely Russia via right wing organizations in the US.

    • "no" banana
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      Trump probably got a letter from the “Canadian bureau of land management” (Putin) which pleaded with him to take Canada in

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    “We protect Canada, but it’s not fair. It’s not fair that they’re not paying their way, and if they had to pay their way they couldn’t exist,” he told reporters.

    FUCK YOU

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      “ridiculous” is a rather generous way to express the absolute lunatic raving idiocy involved in even considering consolidating a sovereign nation (Canada, FFS??) into the fantastical ravings of a Napoleonic miserable little toddler’s colonialist dreams in search of some lasting legacy other than first felonious criminal that made it to occupant of the oval office.

      🤦‍♀️ 🖕 🖕

  • @PattyMcB
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    What in the actual fuck?

    What are they (I doubt he’s smart enough to pull all of this off on his own) doing while we’re all aghast at this stupidity?

  • @ImperialATAT
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    I mean, I’m cool with redrawing the Canadian border… as long as we add the West Coast to Canada.

    • @seaQueue
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      CA here, I’d like to be able to afford healthcare thanks. Our GDP would help Canada tremendously, it’s a fair trade.

    • @seaQueue
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      I mean he could nuke the border, that’s the other way to deal with hurricanes right?

  • @tyrant
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    OMG, I’m going to be too embarrassed to move to Canada.

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      My guess is that Medicaid cuts are the big one. Cutting Medicaid ain’t popular. It would probably be very much undesirable for Trump and more-generally the GOP if that were the major topic of discussion on social media.

    • @seaQueue
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      Canada is running down the funding sources behind the freedom convoy. A bunch of involved domestic groups have been officially labelled domestic terrorists meaning everyone involved in funding them is on the hook. A whole bunch of that money was laundered through far right wing supporters in the US.

  • @regrub
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    What are they gonna use? A sharpie?

  • @HappySkullsplitter
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    That’s not how this works, that’s not how any of this works

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        Can’t arbitrarily redraw an international border without negotiation

        The United Nations Charter prohibits the annexation of a state’s territory by another state through the use of force. Annexation is considered an act of aggression and a violation of international law

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    The hamberders can not give this guy a heart attack fast enough.