ETOBICOKE, ON — After his Conservative party was officially re-elected with a majority vote this evening, Doug Ford celebrated his win by immediately hopping in his car, tearing down University Avenue, and obliterating SickKids hospital.
  • @rehydrate5503English
    13•13 hours ago

    Had a nibble on that onion.

    Breaking records with that abysmal voter turnout ☹️.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFartEnglish
    6•11 hours ago

    I think he’d just give it to a friend so they could run it for-profit.

    • @[email protected]English
      2•3 hours ago

      He might call another election just before the sale because he needs a strong mandate to carve up this province by finding “efficiencies” (remember those?)

      • @[email protected]English
        2•3 hours ago

        efficiencies

        The cornerstone of the con platform.

        • service ‘efficiencies’
        • trickle down
        • tough guy
        • it’s the non-con leader’s fault and we should get rid of him in the weekly non-confidence effort.