I will feed you your liquified body parts, staring at the bottom, and working up.
I will fill your colon with cyanoacrylate.
I will give you an enema with the liquified bodies of your family.
I will tickle your family to death in front of you.
I will do all of the above in reverse order.
Like half these are just part of the BJJ experience
Blowjob-job?
Once upon a time I heard a guy scream “I will shit IN you!” and it’s stuck with me ever since.
Dubai oligarchs want to know your position
I will stir the sedimenter.
I tried squeezing my kneecaps. It tickled
My personal favorite is “I will walk through you”
I will own your fingernails.
I will rat king your left shoes.
I will place your skull in my xylophone.
Here’s one.
“I’ll break half the bones in your body.”
Fun fact, half of all bones in the human body are in the hands and feet.
Plus, you get bonus horror from Xeno’s paradox. If you break 103, they now have 309 bones, so you only broke a third, requiring you to break more bones and so on and so forth.
It’s late and I don’t want to do the math or remember how you could solve the paradox, so I’ll just ask it case someone’s head is less empty than mine right now. Does that number converge assuming we always break an integer amounts of bones? My belly is telling me it does converge because we went from 0% to ⅓ in the first step and we want to land at 50%.
Break every bone once. There are now twice as many bones as you started out with, so you’re at 50%.
Don’t do this at home.
It’s convergent, but I don’t think that fact will matter much after the first few iterations of the series anyway.
Hi, I slept and woke up now. Yeah, I can clearly see that now, too. Thanks for the answer.
I’ll twist your tiddies
Don’t threaten me with a good time!.
I will make you look yourself in the eye without using a mirror
So a selfie camera on a phone then?
I was trying to avoid explicitly saying “I’ll make you look yourself in the eye with your other eye” to leave a little something to the reader’s imagination. That was my fault. Congratulations, you found a loophole in my wording.
I will turn you into a one-man human centipede
Is this with clones or more of an ouroboros situation?
I was thinking ouroboros but either works, whatever seems worse to you
Por que no los dos? A circuitous arrangement of clones with PEG tubes and colostomies would accomplish the best of both worlds.
My dad used to threaten he would put our head in between two ears when we were really young.
If you say it quickly and harshly enough, it sounds kinda menacing.
I will invert your ribcage
The vikings called that the blood eagle, it wasn’t so much unsettling, more like horrifying. (we don’t know if it was real or just stories)
“I will feed you broken teeth”
Gonna put tacks in your cereal, in 2 years
