• @Remember_the_tooth
    8•10 hours ago

    She was living in a single room with three other individuals

    One of them was male and the other two

    Well, the other two were females

    God only knows what they were up to in there

    And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to learn

    That all four of them habitually sipped some alcoholic beverages

    Drinkers

    I drink two beers in the morning

    I drink two beers at night

    I drink two beers in the afternoon

    It makes me feel all right

    I drink two beers in time of peace

    And two in time of war

    I drink two beers before I drink two beers

    And then I drink two more

    Drank IPAs 'til the day she died

    Take a big sip of some good hoppy ale now

    Drank IPAs 'til the day she died

    Take a big sip of some good hoppy ale now

  • @[email protected]English
    6•12 hours ago

    LETTING THE DAYS GO BY let the water hold me down LETTING THE DAYS GO BY water flowing underground

  • @saltesc
    4•12 hours ago

    I travel a lot and it’s usually huge distances on the road, often followed by long distances on foot. Constantly in the zone, eating up kilometres, taking up the entire daylight and sometimes longer.

    My favourite part is the end when I sit and open a beer.

    “Good job, brain. Fantastic work, body. You can both switch off now, we’re giving ourselves a delicious pat on the back, or four.”