Am I the only one who came for the Borderlands 2 reference (DPUH)? I mean, grinding at Pyro Pete’s Bar brawls was kind of fun for a while.
This is her “lifelong” dream? Not even a recent fantasy? Like when she was in kindergarten writing about what she wanted to do when she grew up, this was first on the list?
I dunno, did the other guy dream about universal healthcare in kindergarten? I was too busy coloring outside the lines back then for either.
I yearned for the mines like all good children do.
So does this mean DP is something you need to work for in the porn industry? Like they don’t let beginners do it, you need to reach a certain seniority level before you’re allowed to take on serious projects.
Yeah it takes at least eighteen years before they let you do it on camera.
Before that, they make you do it instead
Requires 5 years of experience in an entry level position.
I mean… Aren’t they all entry level positions?
Getting screwed
Why does a lich want universal healthcare?
Liches ain’t shit, but foes and tricks
Phylactery gems that one has hid…
Cause he’s not an asshole.
For everyone else, so he can steal healthy lifeforce instead of sickly
Pre-death lich!
