There had been the Quizzing Device, a three-ton water-driven monstrosity based on a recently discovered design by Leonard of Quirm. It had been a bad idea. Captain Carrot of the Watch, who had a mind like a needle under his open smiling face, had surreptitiously substituted a new roll of questions like: “Were you nere Vortin’s Diamond Warehouse on the Nite of the 15th?” and: “Who was the Third Man Who did the Blagging At Bearhugger’s Distillery Larst week?” and had arrested three customers before they caught on.

This is how you get fun stats to claim to higher ups. “We want to know how our products are used!”. Sure thing. Now if you just give home/office as options you will have boring results. If you add options like weapons of mass destruction, your next meeting is going to be fun!

So they know how much more the markup can be next time. home or office? minimal markup. everything else add an extra 0 to the price.