Too bad she stopped messaging me after the first appearance, ig we broke up :'(

  • @[email protected]
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    411 hours ago

    Saw UniversalMonk being an ass one day, made this, and alllllllmost posted it, but for some reason didn’t. I figure this is a good place for it C:

  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝M
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    11 hours ago

    Too bad she stopped messaging me after the first appearance, ig we broke up :'(

    That’s because we’re going steady now. Her mum is ill, so I’m helping covering the medical expenses and… flying out to Nigeria with a suitcase full of used bank notes.

    • flamingos-cantM
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      2621 hours ago

      I think you’ve been scammed mate. Fedichick’s mum is actually from Thailand and needs a kidney transplant, which I’m on my way to give.

    • @cm0002OP
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      1022 hours ago

      HOW DARE YOU!!

      Just because I couldn’t come up with the cash fast enough doesn’t mean you could JUST SWOOP IN LIKE THAT!!

  • @sober_monk
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    1419 hours ago

    Aw beans, I picked the wrong username, didn’t I? :(

    • Lemminary
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      1117 hours ago

      Sober… at a bar ffs, out with ye!