Tank the economy for the billionaire class to consolidate their positions for cheap !
Exactly … they have control of the Stock Market Casino now
Drive everything into the ground … wait for cheap prices … buy low … let everything calm down for a while and hike up again and then start the cycle all over again
Keep doing it until you’ve sucked all the money out of the land and from everyone.
Win the universe.
Make everyone a Luigi in the process
Including the other capitalists
I was specifically told tariffs were paid by the other countries. /s
Eh, 1.5% on a day isn’t too much to write home about, especially since it’s back up 1% today. If you expand it out to the 4% drop on the past month then it looks a bit worse but not catastrophic. The tarriffs definitely aren’t good for the economy but they’ve been expected for a while and have been priced in. All the big losers on the tariff war took there big hit back in November
I sold my entire portfolio yesterday while I was still at 2% above my lifetime gains. It may come back again one day, but I’ve already eaten my hat once for this cock-wrinkle, I’m not going to go under again. I’ll reinvest in something more durable.
I sold my entire portfolio yesterday while I was still at 2% above my lifetime gains.
What does this mean? I only started less than a decay ago, and the stock market could be cut in half and I’d still be better off than when I started.
A quality guillotine just needs regular oiling, sharpening and the occasional rope replacement and will last a lifetime. Very durable indeed.
That will totally lead to cheaper Eggs, right?
I never thought to look up what S&P stood for. “Standard and Poor’s” lol.
Don’t forget Moody’s!
That Obits album "Moody, Standard and Poor" is so good.
Title this “The price of eggs, April 2nd.”
Bam!
this was the first thing i thought of lol
