It’s the equivalent of me holding up a brick while crossing the road.

I don’t want to throw it at someone’s windshield. I’d rather not deal with that headache.

But if you zoom on through, I can’t guarantee I’ll maintain my grip on it, and it’s going through your windshield.

Slow down and we will never have to find out what that brick looks like soaring through the air.

Also daily reminder that Armed Minorities are harder to oppress.

For those who find this inspirational rather than simply amusing, I recommend making the sign double sided. No sense in advertising to the world that you have a bat until you need to do so.