I fixed you’re post 😤

Die

Meuw (Last resort try to confound the attacker)

I think it’s pretty obvious in the picture.

I’m biting a dude’s neck.

I’m dying bro. That’s it, lights out.

Apparently slipping out of my skin to try to get away. Tiger didn’t know that was my distraction skeleton.

Reaching up and petting that kitty… Also thanking them for doing what I’m too afraid to do.

Dying – with style.

Jazz hands.

Apparently, wait patiently for the next mid terms? 🤦‍♂️

First, I will muster up the biggest shit that I can. Then I will frantically scoop out what I can and rub it on all of my meaty surfaces. At least I will feel like I got the tiger a little bit too, since it will be getting my poop taste in their mouth.

Submitting to my cat daddy

Screaming and flailing uselessly while I die. I might have the presence of mind to awkwardly punch backwards once or twice. Might.

Tigers are alpha predators for a reason.

Accept my fate

Pet the kitty.