This is some serious shit here. I'm in an emergency situation and just tried reaching out to Paw Patrol. I was informed that this is a cartoon show and that the Paw Patrol is not real. What do I do?

Alice · 4 days ago

@Vinny_93 · 4 days ago

Start your own Paw Patrol. With blackjack and hookers. Matter of fact, forget the Paw Patrol.

Alice · 4 days ago

Hooker Patrol 🚓 👌

@Remember_the_tooth · 4 days ago

No need to reinvent the wheel. Just reach out to a furry community.

@[email protected] · edit-2 4 days ago

Paw patrol porn used to be a real place. Not that I know anything about it.

Alice · 4 days ago

Excellent point