“In unrelated news, the acting inspector general has been fired by Trump today. Trump has tapped another member of the OPM to lead the department while Trump considers a new Inspector General. The acting lead at OPM expects that the DOGE investigation will be wrapped up quickly as so far he’s seen no evidence of emerging threats or issues.”

“We investigated ourselves and found no wrong doing”

“haha! Don’t get mad yet! We might do something about it!”

Does nothing

“Why does my water taste like LP?!?”