Summary

Elon Musk lashed out online Monday as Tesla stock plunged over 15%, wiping out its post-election rally and shedding 50% of its value since December.

Investors worried about market declines, recession fears, and Tesla’s growing controversy after Musk’s far-right rhetoric and mass government layoffs.

Musk falsely claimed Democratic donors funded anti-Tesla protests and linked critics to Jeffrey Epstein. He amplified conspiracy theories blaming arson attacks on Democrats.

Despite his efforts, Tesla’s collapse cost Musk $23 billion in a single day.

  • @[email protected]
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    739 minutes ago

    To calm himself from the meltdown, I suggest he ups his dose of ketamine and then pisses blood.

    Alternatively, self-immolation is always an option, and ethically correct in his situation.

  • @Wispy2891
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    177 hours ago

    Wow, the president is really scared, he even had to call trump for a photo op in front of a Tesla

    trump had to stop golfing after the president called him for promoting sales of Tesla

  • @joecamnet
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    167 hours ago

    Man. Poor guy. Really gotta feel for the nazi billionaires trying to destroy the world when their feefees get hurt. Chin up, champ!

  • @[email protected]
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    66 hours ago

    Trump just f***ed Tesla. It had some coolness left in the brand but Truml just removed that on the White House lawn.

  • @Wispy2891
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    87 hours ago

    Today so many good news

    He lost $23 billion from Tesla and $23 billion from tweeting about Carlos Slim

    • @[email protected]
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      36 hours ago

      Has anyone told him about the pulling of bootstraps? I feel that if he really, realllly pulled then he could make that 46 bill back by the end of the week!

  • @Rooty
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    66 hours ago

    Shooting yourself in the head in a bunker speedrun GO!

  • @[email protected]
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    119 hours ago

    Over the weekend, he shared clip from a Tesla fan account of the prototype for the Cybercab, a two-seater robotaxi the company will allegedly be making by 2026.

    It is so accurate they qualified this with “allegedly” in this sentence.

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    3712 hours ago

    Oh wow look taking hard political stances is actually bad for business. A fact known for pretty much all of time. I wonder how the self proclaimed genius didn’t see this coming.

  • @Sam_Bass
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    26 hours ago

    Great to see. Fuckwad deserves it

  • @LucidLyes
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    I received 0 money from any Democratic donor. They don’t have to pay me to enjoy watching your downfall.

    • @InternetCitizen2
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      69 hours ago

      He doesn’t seem to be having a good time. It reminds me of the DPH sub.