• @danc4498
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    3810 hours ago

    Any bets on if the DOGE records are being stored on 3rd party servers? I wonder what the “hur emales“ crowd would have to say to this.

    • @[email protected]
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      158 hours ago

      They’re going to say the same thing as when they found out the whole Trump family used their personal emails for official work the entire first term.

      They will stay silent.

    • @distantsounds
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      69 hours ago

      The “hairy males” crowd is too stupid for anything other than mob rule

  • @Bieren
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    “No”. -President Musk and comrade Trump

    • @[email protected]
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      “US Judge stamps his feet and was heard crying: but they have to, I signed the paper and everything!”

      “Trump replied with a tweet: Get fucked loser, I own all the methods of enforcement!”

      • Boomer Humor Doomergod
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        2514 hours ago

        People thinking words on paper will stop this sound like sovereign citizens. “I signed it in red ink and my name is all capitals! You have to do what the paper says!”

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        Nah. The tweet would be from Elon. Trump’s just going to make a post on his shitty antisocial media site:

        Liberal Judge Soandso DEMANDED I reveal NATIONAL SECRETS with CHINA. I said NO. The courts are full with CORRUPTION and DOGE is doing GREAT THINGS TO FIX IT. We are DRAINING THE SWAMP for America! We will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! The Democrats got us here and let me tell you, I WILL get us out. Things are going to be GREAT AGAIN. No more communism, no more woke agenda. You can say what you want. You can say what you mean. Eggs will be cheap. The economy, we’re fixing it. The liberals don’t want us to fix it, let me tell you. They’re just making America WEAK. More communist immigrants. More transvestites. Making our strong soldiers and men into little girls. NO MORE. I’m fixing it. DOGE is fixing it. The CORRUPT DEMOCRATS WILL LOSE.

        • @Nightwingdragon
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          612 hours ago

          The scary part is I cannot tell if this is real.

          • @Bytemeister
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            17 hours ago

            Nah. Fake. Not enough hyperbole and random made up statistics, and it’s too long.

  • @SoftestSapphic
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    So Musk gets put in a cell when he refuses to comply with this?

    • @glitch1985
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      Glad I can come here and get my daily dose of laughs.

  • Atelopus-zeteki
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    Thank you Justice Cooper. It’s a start. And more steps will be needed to rein in these fascists.

  • @eran_morad
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    2013 hours ago

    That’s cute n shit, but ultimately, it’s the man on the street who will need to take the difficult and necessary actions to rectify all of this.

  • @TheFrogThatFlies
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    29 hours ago

    I’m curious. Hadn’t they replaced all judges with pro-trump judges?

    • @YarHarSuperstar
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      26 hours ago

      No? It’s only been a few weeks, it’s not that easy to replace a judge without them leaving normally.

  • Tony Bark
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    913 hours ago

    The self-proclaimed “transparent” agency isn’t transparent? Gee, who’d a thunk?

  • Cephiroth
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    612 hours ago

    Good to see some judicial checks and balances in action.

  • @Nightwingdragon
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    Is there an “or else” with that order? And is there an actual way to enforce that “or else”?

    Because if the answer to either one of those questions is “no”, then Trump is just going to tell this judge to go fuck himself with a chainsaw and probably demand he be impeached.