Since a single case last week, at least 9 more have been reported with more pending.
  • BigMacHole@lemm.ee
    24·
    4 days ago

    As long as there’s no Rainbows or Men in Dresses WHO CARES? If Measles KILLS my Child its just GODS WILL!

  • inclementimmigrant
    10·
    4 days ago

    Just give your baby or child vitamin A and boatloads of ivermectin, every conservative swears it works to cure measles in toddlers.

  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    131·
    4 days ago

    If you are experiencing hearing loss, try to move away from the face-eating leopards. Prolonged exposure can cause permanent deafness in some cases.

    Bad news though: the leopards have legs and can follow you.

  • Boddhisatva
    2·
    3 days ago

    As someone posted elsewhere, remember that the measles is just one of the Ms in the MMR vaccine. Just wait until mumps puts in an appearance and all the unvaccinated post pubescent guys down there have their balls swell up like softballs.