• disguy_ovahea
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    3 months ago

    “I keep hitting my head on that low cabinet.”

    “Maybe you should try fucking.”

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      3 months ago

      Nah still checks out. Fucking in the rain seems interesting but you get cold quick and water makes for a terrible lubricant.

  • RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 months ago

    My phone is really good at replacing ducking with fucking but the one time i actually want to use ducking it won’t let me and I gotta fix it like 3 times.

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      3 months ago

      They call it a “crouch” in the manual. You were crouching, not ducking.

  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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    2 months ago

    “Did the sniper get one of our guys?” “No they were all fucking I mean fucking I mean fucking I mean fucking I mean fucking I mean…”

  • /home/pineapplelover@lemm.ee
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    3 months ago

    I don’t use autocorrect (only autosuggest) but when I did, in the dictionary, I autocorrected all the curse words to match up fuck=fuck, shit=shit, ass=ass, etc. If you still use autocorrect, you might want to do this if you curse a lot.

  • 58008
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    3 months ago

    What were you doing as the arcing rope of hot bonobo jizzum was spiralling toward you from between the bars of the zoo enclosure?