Looks to me kinda like (blond?) Stalin as portrayed by Fred Armisen.

…I fear the negative energies I have put out into the universe by writing this will eventually result in SNL doing this bit, for which I am preemptively sorry.

HAHAHAH, yes!

A butter spoon.

I asked for a spoon, but the almighty model decided to do its own thing.

In my heart, the spoony part of the spoon is reaching outside the picture and that flat thing is just a very long handle.

I see you’ve played knifey spooney before!