• MrNesser
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    1 year ago

    Not played for a while I assume the war is going too well in earth’s favour and this is a slow down tactic

    • GhostlyPixelM
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      1 year ago

      Hmmmm, this implies there are times where the war is not going well, sounds like dissidence to me.

      • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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        Helldivers are the crown jewel of democracy, the last line of defenSe against tyranny, communism and whatever is not democracy.

        A Helldiver is a selfless hero.

        Can you really call yourself a Helldiver, if you would rather waste 2.11 pints of [actual pure heroin], costing 2.78 SC (adjusted for inflation) of tax-payer labor, rather than being sympathic to our righteous war effort and saving the Permacure-provided stimulant injector for absolute times of need?

        Expect a private message from an administrator of this Lemmy instance within the next 90 to 120 days depending on international policy.

        • n3m37h@sh.itjust.works
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          Side effects include may include but are not limited to

          • Dry mouth
          • Euphoric patriotism
          • Excessive salivation
          • Itchy trigger finger
          • an excess of want to spread managed democracy
  • P1k1e
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    Oh man guys, it feels so cold in here! So cold I’m sweating, anybody else? Oh man, a stim would probably warm me up inside, anybody got a stim? I feel like I need a stim. SWEET LIBERTY GIVE ME A STIM!