• @aqua
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    1002 years ago

    Inb4 Empress is a guy

      • Hillock
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        392 years ago

        I think most guys would have just agreed to sell worn underwear.

        • Ech
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          342 years ago

          Whatever Empress’s gender, I think we can agree that they’re not like “most” people. Whether real or an act, they are pretty extreme and committed to all of their claimed views, one of which is hating men.

            • @kautau
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              42 years ago

              Yeah for someone to single-handedly crack denuvo in many ways but also rant about their hatred and “philosophy” of the world? It’s absolutely someone very gifted with mental illness consuming them

        • gullible
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          But what if they test the semen on my underwear and find higher than average levels of testosterone?

          • @kautau
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            2 years ago

            Gamer girls have sold bath water; you have found your market

        • @ThisGuysNeverSerious
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          12 years ago

          For the right price, some dude will totally steal a pair from a roommate and make some money lol

      • stebo
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        92 years ago

        based on what? they could be an elephant for all we know

    • Virkkunen
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      362 years ago

      The way Empress writes things and the stuff they say fits perfectly into the basement dwelling neckbeard stereotype. There’s not a chance in this universe that Empress is a woman.

  • Zoot_.
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    932 years ago

    Why not just buy the game at that point?? I understand piracy but if you are paying that much for a crack wtf.

    • @echo64
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      They aren’t paying “for the cracks”, it’s just how they simp for another person. It’s like when people give streamers huge donations, makes them feel like they have a friend or a personal connection with the person

      • @kautau
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        352 years ago

        I don’t think this guy had the community in mind

    • RealM
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      192 years ago

      Everything on the internet is fake. All stories are just made up for fake internet points.

      If you tell me I’m wrong, guess what? You are also fake and made up. :)

    • @Ogygus
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      72 years ago

      You think somebody would go on the internet to just say lies?

    • stebo
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      22 years ago

      in this timeline it’s impossible to know

  • @[email protected]
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    112 years ago

    If I had 500$ to spend for having someone crack a game I want to play I would just buy the game.

    You can spend the difference on a call girl if you really want

  • @Fantomas
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    42 years ago

    I don’t really understand what’s going on here but it still makes me feel sad.

  • JokeDeity
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    21 year ago

    Why do people like this exist? He clearly has no good use for money, so naturally he has tons of it in excess.