Stupidest man in the Senate.

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    The United States, my country, is a gold plated shithole. A garbage country and society in name only with a sociopathic culture of “whether I got mine or not, fuck you.”

    That being said, we are the absolute best, God like relatively speaking, at one thing and one thing only: Warfare. The killing lots of humans in high volume business. We have no peer in that one respect.

    In this tortured metaphor, that high school team has the advantage of being aided in technology, tactics, and intelligence by the entirety of the NFL.

    • @paddirn
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      331 year ago

      And that high school team has absolutely ran up the score board against the college team, making them look like chumps. So in retaliation, the college team tackles the high school teams cheerleaders and fans on the sidelines.

    • @Shrek
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      101 year ago

      So eloquently put.

    • Prox
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      231 year ago

      This dirt bag has been a traitor for a long time now. He’s the turd solely blocking DoD appointments as part of some religious crusade.

      • vanontom
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        151 year ago

        His crusade just cost Alabama a nice new military HQ. Genius. Congrats Colorado.

        • @Crismus
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          So happy we get to keep Peterson as the main Space Force base. All the infrastructure is already here and it looks like Colorado Springs won the Climate Change lottery with having daily rain since June instead of crushing heat that the Southeast has gotten.

          Everything is just so green and wet here in Colorado Springs, while every other place burns.

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            I’m afraid we’ll all just be experiencing extremes from now on. Rain for months, drought for months. Not much “normal”. California was panicking over drought and fires, then it finally gets relief, and… then it’s flooding. Quite surprised that hurricanes haven’t been too wild yet.

            It’s miserable in Texas now, second year straight with all-time heat. Vegetation and wildlife suffering. Year before last it felt like it rained for months, even into summer. While winters have been all-time cold (with rare snow for two years). I mean, I get it, we’re basically in Mexico, I guess it’s to be expected. Envious of Colorado, looks like a nice spot and honestly I’d like to visit.

    • Billiam
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      291 year ago

      I’m sure there’s a ( R )eason.

  • @[email protected]
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    311 year ago

    meanwhile, Russia is pulling its 80-year-old Soviet war machines out of mothballs just to keep up with Ukraine’s “Junior High Team"

  • @TokenBoomer
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    211 year ago

    Now I’m convinced Ukraine will win.

  • @TheJims
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    191 year ago

    Republican rhetoric and Russian rhetoric are indistinguishable. Fuck Teletubbie Tommy and Alabama for electing this traitor.

  • @[email protected]
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    191 year ago

    Alone? Probably not. But that doesnt mean it isnt worth fighting. And they dont stand alone either.

    Weird how that kinda also applied to 13 colonies facing the British circa 1776 Tommy, eh? You smooth-brained cock-wipe of a half-wit.

  • @Valmond
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    171 year ago

    Proclame here proclame there…

    Seems to me Russia is getting its butt kicked severely!

  • @[email protected]
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    131 year ago

    Meanwhile, Russia are losing artilleries, areas controlled, and had over 250K killed as a result of combat. That being said, Ukraine can defeat them and we will continue supporting them.

  • Meldroc
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    111 year ago

    Traitor Tuberville…

  • @inclementimmigrant
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    91 year ago

    He’s a military strategist on par with his ability as being a winning dumbass, racist football coach.

  • @tallwookie
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    81 year ago

    which one is the college team?