• @SpaceNoodle
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    491 year ago

    Too bad you can’t say “fuck” on the Internet

    • @son_named_bort
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      31 year ago

      Oh no, now you’ve done it! I’ve reported you to the Internet police!

      • @subnuggurat
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        1 year ago

        Internet police here. Stay calm, hands where I can see them. Now, this is how this is gonna go: there isn’t much I can do now as I wasn’t personally here 7 hours ago when you called but I’ll make sure to jot down some loose notes on this here notepad while I take your declaration. Then I’m gonna go ahead and misremember it all when I write a report no one will bother to read… Maybe put up some cameras around for next time, I don’t know. Just remember, we’re here to help.

  • queermunist she/her
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    381 year ago

    Imagine: it’s 100+ degrees out, all those dudes in suits are sweating their balls off.

    And you’re nice and comfortable in your air conditioned barrel.

    😌

    • @[email protected]
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      31 year ago

      I saw someone at the airport yesterday walking around in an inflatable unicorn suit. Was thinking to myself, not that’s a way to keep cool and keep people out of your personal space at the same time.

      • @[email protected]
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        51 year ago

        It would be pretty fucked if the bottom was just two leg holes. You couldn’t sit down comfortably… you’d have to lay down and pray you don’t roll away while you’re suspended inside by you neck and angles… but I guess looking good is never easy

    • Hank
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      21 year ago

      I hope that started as a reference to Diogenes living in a barrel.

  • @[email protected]
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    131 year ago

    I was fucking so wrong when i said that the 1990’s were about as good as it gets for fashion.

    It was actually the 1490’s

    • @CommissarVulpin
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      171 year ago

      Just pull yourself in like a turtle. Bam, perfect privacy too.