• @Veedem
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    591 year ago

    Imagine going to make a meme about this and getting it all stitched together and then typing the word “sneeze” instead of “cough” and publishing without a second thought?

    • @[email protected]
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      91 year ago

      It’s probably like standing on a high ledge and just giving in to that fear you’re going to take a step off.

  • Dolphinfucker420
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    141 year ago

    One time when I had a sinus infection they gave me a bottle of essentially just dxm but the syringe they gave me to measure the dose didn’t fit in the bottle so I just took a swig whenever and let me tell you that was genuinely the happiest week of my life. I’ve never felt so at peace. Granted there was a lot else going on like I was essentially being paid hundreds of dollars to just feed someone’s dog and take them outside on a really nice plot of land but the drugs made it a lot better I swear.

    • @CurlyMoustache
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      I went through a stomach surgery, and when I left the hospital they have me a receipt for some pain medication. I got a packet of 500(!!) morphine based pills. I took one, and decided I’d rather live with the pain. I like alchohol and the rush it gives me, but morphine in my body is fucking shit. Worst feeling I’ve felt in my life. I was suicidal, non-responsive (according to my GF) - but no pain even if I cannot remember a damn thing. Fuck that shit

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        51 year ago

        My mom about 5 minutes after taking the first morphine pill: “Hmm, I wonder when I’m allowed to take the next one [checks clock]

        Shit’s evil.

    • @TheGoldenGodOP
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      41 year ago

      Lucky, I get sinus infections due to the wild fires and they just give me antibiotics.

      • Dolphinfucker420
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        21 year ago

        I also got antibiotics as well as a steroid to use depending on if it was viral or bacterial (it was bacterial and I knew that from the start so I didn’t bother with the steroid)

  • @AllonzeeLV
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    1 year ago

    And if its too effective, they won’t be able to leave any bad reviews.

    Checkmate.

  • @jerome
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    131 year ago

    skillfully combined …by measuring cups. lol

  • @tourist
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    101 year ago

    All that good shit just to be ruined by the chloroform burning all your insides

    • @TheGoldenGodOP
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      51 year ago

      They were the test subjects, they had to kill a few to learn!

  • @SangriaFerret
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    81 year ago

    If you ever visit New Orleans be sure to tour the pharmacy museum. Located in an actual former pharmacy in the French Quarter, it is filled with examples of this sort of thing along with arcane medical tools that look like something from Dead Ringers. It gives some really great insight into the state of medicine at the time as well as the exploitation perpetrated by quacks.

    • @TheGoldenGodOP
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      31 year ago

      With that much chloroform in it, a dab will do ya.

  • @HelluvaKick
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    51 year ago

    The worst part is that they used to give this to babies and children on the reg

  • KptnAutismus
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    11 year ago

    if it works, it works. if you wanna be conscious, you better take some pervitin.