• HaloOP
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      It’s always the passive aggresive ones haha

  • PlutoniumAcid
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    “I am sure that with enough determination, you can make it to the top of the bell curve.”

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    If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, bin-Laden, and you, I would shoot you twice.

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    Oh yeah? Well, I called the jerk store, and they’re running out of you!

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    “You couldn’t pour piss from a boot if the instructions were on the heel.”

    “Are you this stupid full time, or is it just a hobby?”

    “You’re about as sharp as a bowling ball.”

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    The show VEEP has some of the best insults I’ve ever heard One of my favorites

    “You’re as toxic as a urinal cake in Chernobyl”

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    I actually stopped using Reddit back in December partly because someone DM’d me calling me a “fucking filthy tortoise” which is certainly the first time I’ve heard that. And also the moment that made me think, why am I wasting my time on this site. Not particularly smart, but certainly unique.

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    “If we were sat on a bench together and someone came up and said ‘One of you two is an idiot’, I wouldn’t think they were talking about me because I don’t take offense easily”.

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      I’ve read it 10 times now, and I still don’t get it (I think?). Am I the idiot on the bench? Is the insult about me? Can someone explain it to me please?

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        Yeah it’s a confusing way of calling someone an idiot.

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          It reads like a sentence that was translated from another language into English. It’s needlessly confusing, makes the reader feel dumb, but it’s not a good insult.