:)
Hnoooobody expects the Spanish inquisition!!
Oh god
Oh shit.
We all know how they are going to kill you… or better, where
Considering the anime she’s from, probably violently with one half of a large scissor.
I die with a smile on my face
I get shot by richard stallman
ah damn - shouldn’t have swapped those two letters
uh oh
🔥🥵
There’s worse ways to go I guess
Depends… Are you going to die from giving or from receiving one? Or in other words: who’s bob?
Spagettigification🫠
Sounds like a long, painful way to go
Died fighting for freedom of technology and the destruction of corporations
Not at all! People are gonna be pissed at the devs and they’ll patch my death scene right out of the game, or at least make it optional. I’m immortal, baby!
I get assasinated by oracle for not owning a Solaris license and my death is ruled out as a suicide. Alternatively i get thrown into the sun somehow
If I must die to a fork, it’d be funny if it was this one.
or perhaps stabbed by a table fork?
killed in a crusade (shoe-ade?) started by a cult of spiders that have a shoe as their holy symbol, in order to liberate the promised shoe (due to the sheer scale, the item doubles as both symbol and holy land)
could be worse, I guess
this is awesome
