• @adj16
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      102 years ago

      Lmaooo. This got a genuine belly laugh out of me

  • @GoofSchmoofer
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    402 years ago

    “I’m here to give out erections and death… and I’m all out of erections!”

    • @_g_be
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      12 years ago

      I’ve got just the one. You can borrow it, in pulses

  • @eran_morad
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    382 years ago

    So what is it, like 50/50?

  • @J12
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    “the erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience along with the pain and discomfort”

    🤷‍♀️

    • @ohlaph
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      172 years ago

      Imagine being a women… Do they get erections as well?

      • @Blumpkinhead
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        322 years ago

        What part of “everybody” wasn’t clear here?

      • @hark
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        272 years ago

        Actually yeah, the clitoris.

      • @mojofrododojo
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        32 years ago

        people eat ghost peppers. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone tried this.

  • @[email protected]
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    So… As an American do i have to order these online from Canada if I don’t have a script?

    • candyman337
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      232 years ago

      No no it’s female reproductive rights we limit in this country

    • @ohlaph
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      52 years ago

      Yes, but our insurance won’t cover it and calling or visiting a site to a inquire will cost $5500.

  • @Wolf_359
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    232 years ago

    Tried to kill myself like this once but the spider kept stiffing me.

  • @Buddahriffic
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    172 years ago

    It’ll reopen after “comprehensive cleaning and disinfecting” in about a week… That’s pretty quick for rebuilding a burnt down supermarket.

    Though in all seriousness, I can’t tell if the evacuation was an overreaction or if the decision to reopen after just cleaning and disinfecting is sweeping this under the rug. Seems to me like either they should have just warned customers there was a very venomous spider somewhere on the loose or made sure they caught/killed the spider before reopening. It’s like they are treating a spider like covid back when we didn’t understand how it transmitted.

    Unless they are leaving the “we filled the supermarket with deadly poison to kill it” part out, which then makes the cleaning before reopening make sense.

  • @[email protected]
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    102 years ago

    By the time the fire brigade arrived at the store, the spider was nowhere to be seen, local media reported.

    The fire brigade. I imagine them busting in. “Nobody move! It’s possible you may get an erection!”

    • @[email protected]
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      32 years ago

      Penis inspection day is now today!

      I know none of you had time to prepare, as is your normal right, but get those dick out now

  • @BilboBargains
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    62 years ago

    The spider is described as a small blue diamond and is often accompanied by older men.

  • @hactar42
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    42 years ago

    cake erection or death