• @symcal
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    1001 year ago

    While we are at it, let’s make sure they also run Electron since so many companies use it.

    • @nicoweio
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      411 year ago

      All CPUs are Electron-based, if you think about it.

    • @Zeth0s
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      131 year ago

      The accenture consultant told the CIO it’s top right in the Gartner quadrant… It must be the right solution

      Now if you can excuse me, I am invited in the 50th workshop to explain us how they’ll fill the excel sheets in the new agile framework they are selling us for the project. Money well spent!

    • @[email protected]
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      I once wrote an interpreter for a subset of the java bytecode in python. The jvm being a stack machine allowed me to store its state in IPFS and reference past states by their hash, i.e. you get a blockchain of execution states. It worked for a hello world program and was slow as fuck.

    • @[email protected]
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      1 year ago

      And AI for arithmetic operations. That’s so brilliant. I think we have a great idea for startup.

    • eltimablo
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      41 year ago

      You’re responsible for cleaning up all this vomit I made just now.

  • UFO
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    71 year ago

    You joke but transactional memory in CPUs is a thing ;)

  • Dudewitbow
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    61 year ago

    I couldnt even imagine trying to port any non assembly language to circuits in verilog.

    • @[email protected]
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      31 year ago

      It is easier to implement ALU, memory and interpreter in Verilog and run the code with that at that point.

    • TJA!OP
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      271 year ago

      No, jokes on the internet are illegal because nobody recognizes them as jokes