• candyman337
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    3610 months ago

    B, you’re trying to sever the brain from the body, not the neck

    • @[email protected]
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      210 months ago

      Also Argentinasauruses are like worms. If you leave too much of the neck attached it’ll survive and grow a new body.

  • @MakeItCount
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    10 months ago

    As a French, I can offer my expertise on Guillotine executions : it’s B

  • tagirijus
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    1410 months ago

    Maybe it depends where you would cut a human head of? In either way here is the skeleton of a Argentinosaurus:

    Skeleton of an argentinosaurus

    • @[email protected]
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      910 months ago

      I do believe that Argentinosaurus has cancer between the 23rd and 24th vertebrae. They might want a second opinion.

    • Vengefu1 Tuna
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      710 months ago

      Alright! Now we can really start diving in. Would the gaps between vertebrae get larger at the base of the neck compared to the base of the skull? I’d imagine those thick bones could pose a problem for a guillotine blade.

    • @[email protected]
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      That looks like a way too small heart for such a huge body. It looks only about 3-4 times bigger than human heart

      • peopleproblems
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        Wasn’t there a significantly higher concentration of oxygen 65 million years ago or something? That might make it easier for big things to get enough oxygen for aerobic processes.

        I don’t know shit about fuck with chemistry and biology it just sounds right

    • @unnecessarygoat
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      110 months ago

      this is a much better skeleton of Argentinosaurus

  • QuinceDaPence
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    1110 months ago

    B but I also wouldn’ use that guillotine, I’d use the 300ton one that the US government has for decapitating B52s

  • @FederatedSaint
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    This makes me sad for the poor Argentinasaurus

  • volvoxvsmarla
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    810 months ago

    I feel weirdly uncomfortable with both and I would choose c) in the middle of the neck And I am not sure how to view you as a human being if your perception differs

  • Computerchairgeneral
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    710 months ago

    I would say B. Also, you would need a bigger basket for the head to fall into and probably a few more people on hand if you wanted to lift the head up to display to the crowd.

  • @Noodle07
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    110 months ago

    You guys don’t understand, you’re supposed to make slices from a to b

  • @joneskind
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    110 months ago

    I have a serious question (kind of): Where would you cut the throat of a giraffe to make it kosher?