We carry our harpoons

For there ain’t no whales

So we tell tall tales

And sing our whaling tuuuuune

This has been stuck in my head since I woke up, and now it’s stuck in yours. You’re welcome.

  • @TeaHandsM
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    162 years ago

    resists urge to flex new moderator powers

    …thanks 😠

    • @ArrakisOP
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      102 years ago

      dances just out of reach

      Naa-naa-nee-naa-naa!

    • @AlchemyM
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      62 years ago

      If you do it, we won’t tell anyone

        • @AlchemyM
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          42 years ago

          Nah we would never do that to you.

  • Rick
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    82 years ago

    Ahhh geez, I used to go to high school with that guy.

  • AwaM
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    72 years ago

  • @samus12345
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    62 years ago

    Why does a Moon rock taste better than an Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor!

  • @Royal_Bitch_Pudding
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    62 years ago

    Here’s a fun question. Is it a whaling tune or a wailing tune?

  • @AngryGamer
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    52 years ago

    Ooh! Ah! I died doin’ what I loved.