The joys of ADHD and/or autism lol.

Wow. This describes me and myself, but also my wife and me (and, to be fair, me and my wife) :p

Of course I don’t have Attention Defic… OH LOOK, A SQUIRREL!

At #3, my brain would cut the heart instantly with like “Nah forget it fam, you’re drunk.” – “But I’m the heart! How I can be dru–” – “See? You’re drunk. Really drunk.”