As I get older I make less visible mistakes because I’m more cautious. So I acquire more responsibility and have more unsupervised control. Thus my mistakes now cause more calamity.

When you’re older and tell someone younger “don’t do this” and they call you a hypocrite because you did it, too:

“Yes, that’s why I am telling you not to do it. Doing it was my mistake. You need to learn to make your own mistakes and stop copying mine!”

I’m in an endless cycle of fucking around, finding out, and fuck it, we ball-ing. Might get me killed in a few years, but whatever.

I used to make mistakes. I still do, but I used to too.

- Alternate reality Mitch Hedberg

I’m still making a lot of the same mistakes.

I’m in an endless cycle of fucking around, finding out, and fuck it, we ball-ing. Might get me killed in a few years, but whatever.

Laughing insanely as I multi app for survival income these days.

I flush all my mistakes…