Context: SBF is limited to PBJ sandwiches and water because jail won’t accommodate his vegan diet.
Probably should have considered his special diet before he defrauded a ton of people.
I do not endorse limiting food for jailed folks but I find it ironic that the person that was on drugs/stimulants all the time is so attentive to their diet.
SBF only snorted gluten-free, free-range, GMO-free, ethically sourced cocaine.
It’s not even just that. He was out on bail.
He repeatedly broke multiple bail agreements. And it’s not like they jailed him right away. They forbade him from using encrypted messengers because he was contacting former and active employees of FTX. He used a VPN to “watch NFL from his international account” – sure, buddy. He made a blog explaining how everything wasn’t even his fault, which must’ve doubled his lawyers blood pressure. In the end he was only allowed a flip phone (no, not the smart kind).
IIRC the final straw was him leaking his ex’s diaries. You know, the ex that also worked with him and is considered a witness against him.
See? Cube didn’t even have PB
But PBJ sandwiches are vegan … so he is on a vegan diet?
Yes but according to him (or his lawyer) that’s all they have to choose from.
Ah, I can see why they’re not accommodating that. The guy lies habitually, there’s no reason to believe him about his diet.
So, SBF? How is crying wolf working out for you now?
This feels like someone rolled dice and picked words off a list to make a sentence.
I just had to get it out there in the world
To translate: Why isn’t SBF in prison for a long time already?
At least thats what im getting from it
What?
Fuck the police
Now this is some gourmet shitposting
Because he can’t beat the police outta shape
Fuck the police
