• @zephyrOP
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      010 months ago

      Try that on a full bladder

  • @[email protected]
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    Interestingly enough, I’ve reached my wits end with paruresis (shy bladder) and have stopped trying to pee in occupied public washrooms entirely. It’s pointless. I won’t be able to go. But I did find that if I just go to the stall and pretend I’m taking a shit, the pee flows like wine. Doesn’t matter if there’s one or several people in there. The real struggle is when the bathroom is initially empty, so I think I’ll use the urinal after all. You bet your ass thirty guys walk in before I can start.

    I have a real admiration for dudes who just piss, shit and fart freely in a public space. It must be positively liberating. Like a pack of ancient kings, burping and laughing and feasting on chicken.

    • @Chadsalot
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      Oh man I understand your pain brother. Have the same issue but I got “lucky” and was forced out of it. Was in a situation where I had to piss/shit in a public bathroom for 4+ years. Still happens sometimes when I’m in unfamiliar places and there’s more than 1 other person in there. Don’t know what it is about the anxiety man. Just feels impossible sometimes.

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    Just last week I was pooping and when I was done I noticed that I didn’t pee. It was weird. So somehow it is possible but I don’t know how I did it. The mysteries of the human body.

  • krimsonbun
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    all poopoo times are peepee times but not all peepee times are poopoo times

  • @Lopoloma
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    Well, brown and yellow rarely pour out simultaneously.
    Most people first get the crayon out then comes the juice.

  • @Zippy
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    110 months ago

    You can poop and you can pee. But you can’t pop and not pee.

    I always say that around polite company and formal occasions.