• actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
    20·
    10 months ago

    Tell him to hold the handrail. Those steps are wood, they’re pretty slippery. And if that guy has any fuzz on the bottoms of his feet, he could have a bad fall. And if I’m home alone I may not have the strength to help him if he gets injured.

    • brandon@piefed.socialEnglish
      5·
      10 months ago

      I’m a thirty five year old man and sometimes I still go up the stairs on all fours like some sort of crazed stair goblin

    • shalafi
      91·
      10 months ago

      Unload with whatever is on hand? I cast 12-gauge buckshot!

  • \[DUMBASS]/@aussie.zone
    9·
    10 months ago

    For the last time, you’re staying either Inside or outside, none of this coming in and out nonsense, it’s 3am for fucks sake, GOT TO BED NOW!

  • GreenKnight23
    7·
    10 months ago

    whip my dick out and start helicoptering it while screaming out the star spangled banner. make eye contact and slowly walk towards the beast with a growing grin.

  • Nima@leminal.space
    81·
    10 months ago

    ask him if he wanna chill and watch anime. cause we got a lot of snacks.

  • TrackinDaKraken
    6·
    10 months ago

    My house doesn’t have stairs. I’m clearly not at home. This is probably the homeowner coming to ask me what the hell I’m doing in his house. I have no answer, but I apologize and leave. Since I don’t drink or take drugs, I’m thinking I’d better get my house checked for gas leaks.