This is like something you’d write as your mind faded after being fatally pierced through the head by a railing spike.
I started seeing this type of lingo at least 5 years ago. I still don’t understand it.
I did notice it came from young British people. Dunno if that’s still the case. Maybe it’s spread to the U.S.
(I had younger British friends send me screenshots of chats for a laugh and i had no idea what the convo was or why it was funny).
sup: what?
From this we assume that there’s some guy named Me
I’d say standard surrealist that’s older than most people curently alive.
Who’s on first?
Also “Police squad” and the other ZAZ movies
Naturally
Am I having a stroke?
Stroke: you can have it
it: I didn’t agree to this
It has nothing to do with this!
This: is sad and might breakup with it
Up: I have been depressed for a while and it would certainly break me
Kid named Finger:
Kid named Gurt
Yo
Waltur?
Nutbutter.
Not better than what?
Butternut.
I’m not that kinda slut.Buttnutter.
And don’t call me Shirley.
Okay, surely.
I’m hungry
Hi hungry I’m existential dread
Hi existential dread can you please leave? 🥺
o: i convinced myself
i: leave me out of this
What kind of humor is this?
Answer: Odin’s chosen humor
“nice shoes”, I said
" you bet!" he said“¡Fuego a discreción!”, y Discreción murió calcinado.
