• Nepenthe
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    632 years ago

    TIL JFK’s official presidential portrait looks like a zombie silently judging you from the afterlife, and it’s because it was only painted after his death. The artist’s inspiration was a photo of Ted Kennedy mourning his brother and Jackie chose that one immediately out of all the options, partially because they were both bored with the same generic stance every president has.

    I’m not really getting the thoughtful, humble vibe she intended it to have, but I do really like it

    • @captainlezbian
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      252 years ago

      I don’t get thoughtful or humble, but if you were to put his portrait next to that of any ten presidents that survived their term and said that one was assassinated in office I’d know instantly every time even if I didn’t know the answer. It looks mournful and representative of his being dead.

      And I think it’s interesting to wonder what it would’ve been like had he lived. I suspect something closer to Obama’s, something full of life

  • @Fedizen
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    342 years ago

    Hot take: more of these guys should be locked up.

  • @NatakuNox
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    Oh look, 43 war criminals, Jimmy Carter, and Abraham Lincoln

    • @captainlezbian
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      Lincoln was absofuckinglutely a war criminal. Now did his victims deserve it? Listen if anyone deserves war crimes it’s the confederacy. But yeah definitely did war crimes. Sherman’s march to the sea was the most based war crime there ever was.

    • @[email protected]
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      102 years ago

      It’s not a war crime if it’s against the British Empire.

      Please amend “Slave Owners” to your list, ty.

      • @NatakuNox
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        42 years ago

        Ya during those wars those presidents were totally nice to the native Americans

    • @[email protected]
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      12 years ago

      Did Theodore Roosevelt do any war crimes? Like maybe with the rough riders? But Im drawing blanks.

      • @Thoth19
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        52 years ago

        The whole panana thing was p sketchy but since it wasn’t technically an American war it isn’t a war crime.

        Also war crimes weren’t really “invented” until Nuremberg so in some sense no one committed war crimes until then. Somewhat more awkwardly the nazis tried at Nuremberg were being judged by laws that weren’t really codified until after they had committed them.

        Imo war crimes isn’t really a good way of phrasing it bc unlike a nations legal code which is usually fairly black and white, war crimes are international and therefore a lot more subject to politics. I’m glad they were punished but I wish it hadn’t been execution in so many cases, and it has been called something like “acts unbecoming of a human”. Something nasty but definitely not related to the legal system.

    • Porto881
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      Weird way to say 45 war criminals

  • @Got_Bent
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    I am genuinely curious how the white house history website and whatnot will handle it if any of these convictions go through. Will they mention it? Will they omit it?

    tan suit

    • @hackitfast
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      22 years ago

      In the Southern bible belt they will probably either omit it entirely or downplay it, yes. Everywhere else no.

    • @I_Fart_Glitter
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      32 years ago

      I’m only here for it if he’s also wearing the bike helmet.

  • be_excellent_to_each_other
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    This is wonderful, but if anyone has a link to the one where every defendant except trump was made up as a DC comics supervillain (Trump hadn’t turned himself in yet when I saw it yesterday) I would really appreciate it. I can’t even remember what platform I saw it on, but it was glorious. It was so good it must be making the rounds but I have not seen it again.

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    Artist is https://twitter.com/IamHappyToast and he’s updated it now lol

    • @looeee
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      12 years ago

      Happy toast from b3ta? He’s still got it

    • @Got_Bent
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      42 years ago

      I bought a bunch of silver last year, and Trump rounds (look like coins, but are just round bullion) were flying off the shelves. I kept my fool mouth shut every time I saw them. However, like you, if they made one with a Trump mugshot, I’d buy a tube of twenty five of them, and ask if they can produce a ten ounce bar with it on there.

  • @mrdeath
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    82 years ago

    Damn, we’ve had some real shitty presidents.

  • PenguinJuice
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    62 years ago

    Crazy to think the vast majority of the presidents are painted and then it shows the progression of our ability to capture high definition photos. Technology seems to be a recently exponential progression.

    • @[email protected]
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      182 years ago

      I think it’s kind of a bummer we’ve shifted away from painting. The painted portrait seems more regal and meaningful here.

      • newbeni
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        Soo, stupid question, but don’t paintings require the subject to sit still for quite a while? Is is possible to take a picture and use that for the basis of the painting?

        • Mike
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          I believe almost all portrait paintings now are done with a photo

    • @RedAggroBest
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      92 years ago

      Losing a chunk of your head generally does that.

      (If you seriously want an answer, that’s his official White House portrait, painted that way specifically because his death)

    • @Old_Fat_White_Guy
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      52 years ago

      He read the book. He knows what’s happening but cannot change the narrative.

    • Porto881
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      32 years ago

      Mistress #6 found out about Mistress #7