• hexdream
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    3 months ago

    Will there be a victim impact statement… kinda looking forward to that.

  • PunnyName
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    3 months ago

    “The defendant is being prosecuted for the obvious reason that he was recorded throwing a sandwich at a federal officer at point-blank range,” they wrote.

    What’s the operational range of a Subway footlong?