JokesEnglish · 2 years ago

Why do vampires make really bad project managers?

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Why do vampires make really bad project managers?

JokesEnglish · 2 years ago

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They refuse to meet with stakeholders

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They don’t show up in reflections
morgan423
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I guess I never Count-ed on seeing a joke like this.
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  I’m a PM, and i told this joke in a team meeting, and it SLAYED
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Honestly, they suck.

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