Top sperm: I’m getting tired of swimming. Think we’re almost to the egg?

Bottom sperm: Dude, we’re in Trump’s thrussy.

  • rigatti
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    4 months ago

    Ok dudes. I know the new moves fast these days, but what the fuck. What did I miss?

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      4 months ago

      People are memeing that Trump sucked Bill Clinton’s dick based on an email between Epstein brothers which was almost certainly said in jest. But because it would be delicious if true, people are running hard with it.

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      4 months ago

      One of the Epstein’s emails was from his brother telling Epstein to ask if Putin has the pictures of Trump blowing Bubba.

      Bill Clinton was famously called Bubba, so now everyone is having a field day speculating that Trump gave Clinton a blowjob.

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        4 months ago

        That was definitely not on my Epstein files bingo card.

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        4 months ago

        I can see how it does require a little suspension of disbelief considering that it’s two brothers saying this shit, but, I’m so glad that it’s a dead man’s word against anything trump could say

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    3 months ago

    Personally I prefer “nussy”.

    It’s short and easy to pronounce. But to each their own.