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peopleproblems to Dull Men's Club · 1 day ago

I do own a body weight scale.

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I do own a body weight scale.

peopleproblems to Dull Men's Club · 1 day ago
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  • mvirts
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    I took the sim card out of my 4G scale so I wouldn’t be able to send my weight to its masters

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    I’m really enjoy this drama! I hope someone one-ups, saying he has a scale but has no gravity to use it or something.

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    Mine was showing 173lbs. Now it tells me 164lbs. Not drinking so many beers and eating less sugary things was a good idea. Though, the cravings are still there.

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      I actually gained like 30 lbs after I stopped drinking, turns out I was using booze as a substitute for food, oops

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    You think you’re better than me?

    • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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      21 hours ago

      Do you have a scale?

      • Krudler
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        I decline comment

  • ma1w4re@lemmy.zip
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    Mine still shows 134 kilos. 🚬🚬 Lying scales.

  • MigratingApe@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Dare: now post a photo while standing on it. The scale must be turned on.

    • ominous ocelot@leminal.space
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      Belly may be in the line of sight?

  • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Then own it, show it who’s the boss here.

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    It is some pun, I suppose? Can explain?

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      Context: https://lemmy.world/post/38814537

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        I don’t understand that one either.

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          People do not want to know their weight. That’s it. It’s some self directed irony.

  • hOrni
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    I own one too. I’ve been afraid to step on it for the last 16 months, but it’s there.

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    Superbly played

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