• @IgnoreKassandra
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      242 years ago

      Damn. Stabbing things hurts them? I’m just learning this now for the first time…

      • maybe
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        62 years ago

        I think further testing and study needs to occur to confirm this hypothesis. Step over here under my shiny testing instrument and I’ll record the results.

      • Tefinite Dev
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        52 years ago

        I should stop stabbing people

      • Leclipse
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        42 years ago

        Today I Learned

    • @MercuryUprising
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      122 years ago

      I know, definite some big if true level shit here.

      Almost reminds me of when scientists had to explain to people that fish and crustaceans also feel pain.

    • @Ddhuud
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      62 years ago

      Ikr? Stabbing… Not good. I have to write this down.

  • @[email protected]
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    272 years ago

    Something really funny about needing a report to work that out.

    “Surprisingly, when you stab someone with a sharp and pointy stick, it hurts quite a bit. Fascinating.”

    Nobody could have predicted this.

    • @zeppo
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      52 years ago

      I’m not sure if it’s some sort of cognitive dissonance or denial, but a lot of people believe for some unknown reason that various animals or other organisms don’t feel pain… even though they react like they obviously do. Lobsters are a good example.

    • Melpomene
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      22 years ago

      Right?

      Dear scientists, I too dislike being skewered with sharp pointy things. I also dislike getting perforated by sharp stabby things or punctured by fast metal things.

      So we’re clear.

  • @Geek_King
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    252 years ago

    Do people mind being harpooned? Asking for a friend.

    • @RIotingPacifist
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      52 years ago

      We can’t be sure until a government study tells us.

      Unrelated I’m looking for volunteers in a government run experiment.

  • @quantum_mechanic
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    172 years ago

    Wow, imagine that, other mammals and animals can feel pain. Who’d have thunk?

    • exohuman
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      72 years ago

      It’s incredible people have trouble understanding this.

  • @[email protected]
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    142 years ago

    I thought harpooning whales was an ancient relic of the past, not something we’re STILL fighting against in the 21st century. Oof.

  • ElephantKant
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    112 years ago

    Thus begins the beginnings of “We’re whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon!” Sorry, wrong community

    • maybe
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      12 years ago

      This takes me back!

  • Destroyer Of Worlds
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    82 years ago

    Maybe they noticed certain calico sea mammals have started fighting back

  • sweet_and_full_of_grace
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    72 years ago

    It was also just a single company running a few extremely old ships. The guy who runs it must have had extreme pull to have lobbied for keeping whaling running for so long in the face of massive unpopularity.

    Minke whale tastes absolutely fantastic though. Might miss it.

  • Maeve
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    32 years ago

    Next study: mammals can have generational memory similar to corvids?

  • socialjusticewizard
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    12 years ago

    We all know the real reason is that they know about the revenge of the orcas and they’re trying to escape before it’s too late.