• @LouNeko
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      161 year ago

      Part of becoming an adult is going from
      “Oh no there’s a monster in the closet.”
      to “Maybe I should get up and check, I’m sure my mind is just playing tricks on me”
      to finally “Even if theres a monster, I don’t care, I’m too tired.”

      • @psycho_driver
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        101 year ago

        Ah, I see you haven’t reached the “it might be nice if the monster gets me while I’m asleep . . .” phase of your life yet.

  • bringleborper
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    31 year ago

    You’ll never guess what I put in the tea you just drank. N i g h t y n i g h t…