The last FIVE times I’ve ordered a tuna salad sandwich at a diner, it’s been just tuna, not tuna salad. This is very upsetting, and for the sake of preveserving my marriage I’m not able to just make tuna salad at home. Does anyone know where I can get one?

Places I know I can’t get one:

  • Margie’s Candies

  • Bridgeport Coffeehouse

  • Moon’s Sandwich Shop (Western & Madison)

Please. It’s been so long.

  • @somethingsnappy
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    81 year ago

    I’m a little horrified by this one. Either you don’t know how to use a web search, or I don’t know what tuna salad is. Both are worrisome, but more so that you aren’t allowed to make it at home. In that case, your partner is controlling or pregnant.

    • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠OP
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      31 year ago

      She grew up on the coasts, and has strong opinions about how fish should be prepared; ones that don’t align with my Midwestern upbringing.

      The problem is, a lot of places are saying they serve a tuna salad sandwich, but the sandwich is just tuna, not tuna salad. Searching menus online won’t cut it. Hence soliciting personally recommendations.

      • @[email protected]
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        1 year ago

        What are you considering tuna salad? I’ve never seen a place that just put tuna on a sandwich, normally it’s that premixed stuff with mayo only.

        • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠OP
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          21 year ago

          It has to, at a bare minimum, have celery or onion mixed in, preferably both. Also common are corn, peas, various herbs, bell peppers, olives, pickled or raw cucumber, or other garden vegetables.

      • @[email protected]
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        11 year ago

        Honestly, this reply raises more questions than it answers.

        This feels like some Andy Kaufman shit…

  • @PhilSpiderman
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    1 year ago

    Try Cozy Corner Restaurant in Logan. The pic in Caviar for their tuna salad sandwich looks like it probably has celery in it at minimum. Never heard of corn or peas in tuna salad.

    Or just search yelp. There are a bunch of results around the city with photos of the sandwich for you to judge.

  • @Ejh3k
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    11 year ago

    Jimmy John’s or subway? I’ve never cared for the Jimmy John’s version, but the subway always was ok.

  • @Falxix
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    11 year ago

    If you find one, please post an update. I am strangely intrigued by your tuna quest.