Ohio gozaimasu.

I’m sure it was a nice place before all the white dudes showed up

I drove to the East Coast and back twice in recent months, and… I don’t know if parents try to keep this fact from their children in order to try to shield them from the harsh realities of life, but I feel like that’s doing them a disservice, because then they have to discover on their own that there is so much Ohio.

Look I’m not here by choice, it was this, florida, or texas when my dad left the military