• @GCanuck
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    1251 year ago

    Muscles weigh more than shit. When you were shitting, you were flexing really hard and built muscle.

    Congrats on the gains.

    • @[email protected]
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      201 year ago

      Most mid market scales buffer the weight to normalize it. I got a $20 one off Amazon that just tells me fresh every time and it’s great. I pooped .4lbs this morning.

      • @[email protected]
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        51 year ago

        Hmm, how would they buffer it, if you’ve got multiple household members? Or are we talking about those weird scales that require an app?

        • @hesdeadjim
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          41 year ago

          If last measurement within half a pound, show previous measurement.

    • @hesdeadjim
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      111 year ago

      Most digital bathroom scales will repeat your last measurement if it hasn’t changed by more than half a pound. I pick up a 1 lb soap bottle off the counter first, then measure again without it for my weigh in.

      Customers really hate seeing if a scale has a little inaccuracy in back to back measurements, so they all build in this bullshitting.

    • @[email protected]
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      101 year ago

      I’m short-sighted and on our mechanical scale, I can’t see the thin lines to count out the precise kilos.
      At first, I was bothered by that, but yeah, in addition to natural weight fluctuations, just bouncing a bit on the scale would stop it at different kilos, so eventually I considered it more of a feature that I couldn’t tell precisely.

  • Hyperreality
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    581 year ago

    Methane is lighter than air. You deflated your balloon intestines by removing the cork, so the methane and other gases are no longer giving you a modicum of buoyancy.

  • @SpaceNoodle
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    451 year ago

    That’s why you have to be sure to leave a dump and not take a dump.

  • @NevermindNoMind
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    201 year ago

    It’s all the coffee you drank you make that poop a reality.

  • @oogles
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    111 year ago

    Quick, eat an entire pizza by yourself to drop the weight again.

  • @recapitated
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    91 year ago

    I’ll bet you put your phone down the first time, and it was in your pocket the second time. Poop weighs incredibly little.

  • @[email protected]
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    81 year ago

    No, don’t be ashamed. 1 out of 3000 Americans is a Reverse-Pooper; it’s time we recognize their struggle

  • @expatriado
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    61 year ago

    this can only be explained if your shit is lighter than air, did it fly away?