The thing that breaks this funny meme a little bit for me, is the fact that medicinal personnel are the only people that get your date of birth shoved at them from every passible discussion, document, blood sample, whatever else already…

I once had to do a hospital department marathon on my birthday.
The amount of congratulations and remarks I received out of the blue from complete strangers involved in the process was ridiculous.

No birth-date-related questions necessary at all…

*When you’ve been mortally wounded by a giant crab *