Thanks. Somebody had to remove the curse, things were getting ridiculous.

Is that all it took?

I need to have a word with my clan elders…

From those emails I didn’t forward and Facebook posts I didn’t re-share? Finally!

This picture is a lie, because The Game is ever ongoing.

Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.

Marcus Aurelius

The curse had better not be lifted, I need Karoline Leavitt uncontrollably shitting at the top of the hour, plus or minus five minutes, indefinitely!

Edit: I got Trump by accident. He seems to enjoy it.

Oh thank God…

Thanks homie!

I don’t think it worked, Drumpf is still president.

Oh dear freedom

Suggestability for good

Nope still AMAB. :/

Lions will win the Super Bowl next year. Finally.

Thank you, Lord. The new antidepressant must be working, because I felt something momentarily positive when I saw that salty chicken.