Hello there,

Just like Kino, I’m not one for speeches. But since everyone has gathered here so nicely…

We can see in real time that the rule of terror of Reddit The Empire can’t work long-term. The more you tighten your grip, spez Tarkin, the more users star systems will slip through your fingers.

Not even forcing out the mods destroying Alderaan did what they thought would do. People want freedom! Federation! Instances!

The current mission is to build this up into a friendly place for everyone. We don’t exactly have X-Wings here (actually I’m sure some do), but we do have the next best thing, fun.

This may become a rowdy place occasionally, since while there’s just one Alliance, various factions may have differing opinions on some details. But whether you’re an OT-er, prequeler, EU/legender, sequeler, or a double agent working for all of the above, it’s still the same cause at the end.

So, try not to get into too many bar fights. Everything has happened a long time ago, after all, and disposing of too many bodies is a drag. Even our pet rancor can only eat so much.

We prefer to serve General KenOC here, to make fine additions to our collections. General Reposti isn’t banned or anything, maybe the archives are incomplete, after all. Share the best souvenirs you found on your travels.

Just like Chewbacca, we don’t have medals or flairs, sorry.

Technical note: if you’re coming from another system and are getting a “Subscription pending” message when trying to dock, that’s just the droids being slow. Patience, young padawan.

Oh, and if you think Empire did nothing wrong, well I guess you can stick around too. But it’s a trap, you piece of shit.