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that wasn’t his discovery though.
the big breakthrough is that the force that keep is piss going down is the same force that keeps the moon and planets in place.
What’s the force that makes it spray everywhere in different directions?
A stray pube
String theory, my friend.
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In my experience it’s always because the urethral opening is slightly sealed shut.
that’s chaos theory, mixed with the third law of Newton
That didn’t happen to this genius because he did pee pee sitting down.
Off topic but anyone looking for serious criticism of Newton only has to read about his time at the Royal Mint sending counterfeiters to face the death penalty: https://www.londonmintoffice.org/about-us/2-uncategorised/184-mud-and-madness-2
