(if its already your name thats cheating)
Do you press it?
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Hi, I’m Rupert!
I can live with that
I’ll press it three times and be Rupert R. Rupert
¿Can be “Ruperto”? Like, in spanish. (Alfred, Alfredo; Albert, Alberto; and so on)
Si
In that case, yes.
Yeah, but I’ll go by my middle name
Allow me to introduce myself, I am Rupert Rupertingdington The Fifth, Lord of RupertLand, and Bringer of World Rupert…my friends call me Ru.
Do I get a top hat and monocle?
That’s not a button rupert you dumb shit, it’s a fucking monkey paw hidden under a button.





